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-TNA strikes a working relationship with the Prime Minister of Malaysia, protecting child labor laws for their horrendous TNA clothing line workforce.
-Samoa Joe is defending the X-Division Championship when the white van with ninjas approach the arena. The crowd is confused and Tenay and Tazz are doing their normal YELLING ABOUT EVERYTHING. Suddenly "Relax" plays on the sound system as the ninjas circle the ring. Joe snaps into a trance and kills the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Vince Russo appears on the stage in Mugatu make-up, declaring victory.
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