Richard Simmons first act as GM was to make Rosey do 5 minutes of cardiobascular exercises.
Smackdown Rebound: JBL is THE NEW WWE CHAMP!
Ref: AHH! ROACH!
Eugene, the kindergarten bully, sent lil' Tony to get poor jeremy after he "lost" his repayments.
Edge: Damn, that zit is annoying! got some cream for it or something?
Matt: Jeff, Is that you? Whats happened to you? You've become bald and talentle.... I mean,your bald!
WWE presents the new "Barbie". Watch Barbie tear up the womens division with sidekick, Ken. Stocks are limited. Talent not included.
The Mid Match Mosh bugged the shit out of Ric.
CAUTION! BENOITSAURUS IS LOOSE!
Edge: What the hell am I suppose to do with an invisible box?
Benoit's reenactment of Jesus' Death