I think I was the happiest homophobe in America when I heard Ant got TWENTY FIVE PERCENT OF THE VOTES.
Amazing. Couldn't have happened to a bigger drama queen.
Now, his set last night was "cute," but it was not funny. I mean, it was a great... I don't know. It was more situationally funny, however as far as comedy goes... man, those random Oreo bits at the end of Gary's set won it for me. Though I would have picked Buck Star over Ant without a second thought, so I'm a little biased.
Gary should win, ONLY because he purposely bombed, and GOADED ANT into voting him off, and practically orgasmed that he was voted into the final showdown. That was the mark of a man, and funny or not, Gary Gulman heterosexually slapped ANT across the face with his testicles last night.
Three beers for Gary Gulman.