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Tom: "Don't act any cheerier Diane, you'll give us all Diabetes"
Diane: *through teeth* "Bite me Tom"
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Tom: "Now that we're off the air, I can say what I want...I'm the Lord Jesus Christ, think i'll go get drunk at beat up some midgets..Diane?"
Diane: "Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people"
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