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Originally Posted by Dave Youell
Dave Mercy
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Dave Mercy
(a rarely heard of wrestler in the public domain, but currently running for mod in the worlds best internet wrestling forum, and an established wrestler in his own right, right?)
Dave Mercy challenges for the returned Hardcore Title on RAW
In October RAW is taping live from somewhere in England, and the Hardcore title is currently being held by none other than Batista.
The 24/7 rule is still in effect which resulted in both A-Train and Chuck Palumbo being arrested at Heathrow airport after unsuccesful pin attempts on the plane on the way over to the UK.
Anyway, Batista has a scheduled match against Rhyno for the Hardcore Title, which is hard fought, but Batista's un-natural strength wins out in the end.
Rhyno makes his way back up the ramp, followed by Batista, when a member of the audience catches the attention of the Hardcore Champ.
"Have you ever noticed that Rhyno has a nice ass?", enquires the guy in the audience, at which point Batista stops and stares with a strange smile on his face.
The audience member leaps the barrier, and hits Batista over the back of the head with a nappy full of baby-shit, and as Batista falls, Mercy gets the pin, and is the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION.
While celebrating, he inadvertantly gets hit with a peanut thrown from the crowd, knocked cold, and as Earl Hebner tries to rouse Dave Mercy, another ref counts 1...2.....3 on Dave Mercy.
The unfortunate Earl Hebner is now the Hardcore Champion, and I am sure is looking forward to his trip to the back.....