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Originally Posted by Deadman Inc
 The Undertaker |
The Undertaker
Taker should challenge for the WWE Title.
JBL is cutting a promo about how he is a real American.
Undertakers' gong sounds, the smoke pours, but the Texas Ranger appears on his motorbike, and rides toward the stage.
As he enters the ring, JBL is looking frightened.
Kurt Angle gets wheeled out from the back by Luther Reigns and informs JBL that as Angle, Olympic Medal Winner can't show JBL what an American is, he has asked the Undertaker/American Bad-Ass/Texas Ranger person to sort him out, so right now he has a match.
JBL v Undertaker for the WWE Title.
JBL does everything he can to win, but without Eddie to carry him he appears lost. Taker no sells everything, reducing the 'clothesline from hell' to the 'cuddle from Rochester' and eventually chokeslams his ass.
Not content with that he then tombstones JBL and pins him for the title.
Sadly, JBL is so ashamed that he retires and is never seen again.
Ever.
