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Old 07-07-2004, 03:05 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by big_bluto
Hardcore Holly
Bob Holly is challenging for a new belt in the WWE - The Quit WWE and Drive Nascar Championship.

This new belt is decided by an over-the-top-rope battle royal.
Participants are;
Billy Gunn
Mordecai
Chavo Guerrero
Chavo Guerrero, Snr.
Sgt. Slaughter
RVD
Rene Dupree
John Cena
Torrie Wilson
Sable
Billy Kidman
Rico
Kurt Angle
Luther Reigns
JBL
Big Show

As soon as the bell goes nearly all the wrestler leap from the ring leaving Kurt Angle in his wheelchair panicking, JBL and Bob Holly looking confused, and Big Show trying to reach the rope after operations on both knees.

Angle reaches for Big Shows pants, and grabs on just as Show makes the ropes and falls over the top, dragging Angle with him.
This leaves Bob Holly and JBL in the ring.
The audience are chanting 'share the belt, share the belt' and both are looking at each other.
JBL thinking quickly points up the ramp and shouts 'He hasn't paid his dues!'
As bob holly turns to look angrily to see which new jobber has arrived, JBL tries to get over the top rope, but there is a crowd of wrestlers pushing him back in.
As he turns he sees Bob Holly's back to him, so JBL runs at him and in his best school-kid style does a leap-frog over Holly's head.

Holly being the only man left in the ring is overjoyed, as he has finally gotten his hands on a title.
THen he realises what it means.........
yeh he realsie's that in his post match interview he cant discuss how good his drop kick was during the match, bob being bob doesnt realise he has to leave wwe and just thinks he a champion who gets a new car to drive, unfortuantly in his first day of racing he crashes burns and dies
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