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Kaneanites: Pop Rocks WWE style...
Announcer: KIDS! Are you tired of the same old boring candy?
Kids: YEAH!
Announcer: Well, buy some KANEANITES! They explode when you eat em!
Kid: **Takes a bite** AHH! AHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! AHHH!
Announcer: Yes, now you too can be burned on the inside, just like Kane!
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