Jericho: Tomko, if you could fight anybody from the past, who would it be?
Tomko: Like an historic figure?
Jericho: Sure.
Tomko: I'd fight Ghandi
Jericho: I'd fight Lincoln.
Tomko: Good choice. Big guy, big reach, skinny guys fight till they're burger, huh?
Jericho: Yep. Hey......there's Ghandi crossing the street!
(Seconds Before)
Coach: Mae Young looked like the sandman at the Royal Rumble Swimsuit Competition!
Batista: BAD DOG! BAD DOG! (Thinking) Maybe I should have fed him Kibbles n Bits....
Jericho: OH YEAAAAAH!
"Stupid Ropes....They're tight....damnit....how can I squeeze through this thing?"