[Rock Bottom]

Reading the caption thread brought back some memories of funny stuff in the wrestling forum. Reminds me of the little wrestling parodies and such, so I decided to come around with another lib. For people who don't know how it works, you just fill in the blanks with any random word that matches the indicated type of word.

For example: If you see (Verb), you type in any verb. Same goes with (Noun), (Adjective), (Possessive Noun), etc. If you don't know English, or are generally too retarded to grasp the concept, just use whatever you think is right.

I'll be doing the matches one-by-one, to avoid huge jumbles because this is alot to type out. I'll do it in order from top to bottom on the card.

Here is the card:

The Rock vs. Rico
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels in a political debate
Ultimate Warrior vs. Hulk Hogan
Trish Stratus vs. Big Show
Chris Benoit vs. Doink
Eddie Guerrero vs. The Border Patrol
JBL vs. Eminem in a Who Do You Want to Die More match

And the Main event:
Nunzio, Jamie Noble, Spike Dudley, Spanky, Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero, X-Pac, Lita vs. Undertaker and Kane weilding chain saws

MATCH 1 - THE ROCK vs. RICO

JR: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we are (adjective) here in (place), welcome to WWE (PPV name)! I'm Jim Ross along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and boy have we got a hell of a line-up tonight.
King: That's right JR! Oh boy I can't wait til (wrestler) finally gets a shot at (doing something.) It's gonna be great!
JR: Of course, we have an excellent (noun) lined up ladies and gentlemen, but the talk of the night has been the 8 on 2 Chainsaw match.
King: No doubt about it, it's sure to (verb) you up! And I've just recieved word that (wrestler) himself will be the special guest (noun) for that match-up!

(Rico's music hits)
JR: And making his way to the (noun) is Rico, a (adjective) superstar who is very unorthadoxed, and very (adjective) in style to say the least.
King: Boy you got that right JR. This guy makes me (verb) my (noun) just watching him.
JR: And before I forget ladies and gentlemen, tonight's (PPV name) is brought to you by (company). With one on every block, soon we will take over the world. And we have good coffee.
King: And by edible (noun)s! Good fun for your family. Eat it, play with it, stick it in your (heh), it's fun for all ages!

The Rock's music hits and the crowd leaps to their feet.

"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE (noun)... IS (verb.)"

King: AHHHHHH IT'S THE ROCK!
JR: ROCK! ROCK! THE ROCK! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
King: THE ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
JR: BY GOD THESE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET!
King: THE ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JR: ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!
King: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
JR: *Collapses*
King: SOMEONE GET HELP! JR IS DOWN! Quick! Get a (noun) out here quickly!

(No one can hear Lawler over the roar of The Rock's pop.)

King: Um.. Um. Ok, I can do this. JR is down. (The bell rings) And this (noun) is underway. Rock with several right (noun)s to Rico's (body part). Hang on, lemme do JR's part. OMG ITS TEH RCOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: k. Rico counters with several (nouns) to the chin of Rock. Rock is (adjective). Boy, what a match this is JR. JR? Oh yeah, you're down. Let me do your part again.

JR: Former National Champion, was The Rock. Played for the Miami (Team name), a program almost in level with the (fast food chain)!

King: Thank God you're back. What happened?

JR: Well, a (noun) in my (noun) spontaneously (past tense verb) because of the (noun) in my (body part). The doctor told me to take it (adverb) on the stress, but whenever I see (anything) I go totally (adjective.)

King: That's great JR! Anyway, back to the action. Rock is going under the ring and getting a (noun)! Wow! He is really (verb with -ing suffix) Rico up with that thing! The fans are chanting (anything).

JR: Boy I'll tell you, that is a deafening roar. The Rock is one of the most (adjective) superstars of all-time. But you can't count Rico out of it. Just when you think you have it, he'll come right back and (verb) it out from under you. He likes to lure his opponents into a false sense of (anything).

King: It's funny you said that JR, because Rico is (verb with -ing suffix) Rock in the (body part) with that (noun), over and over! Rock appears to be (verb with -ing suffix)! Rico hits the (move) on The Rock and Rock is (verb)!

JR: Both men are (adjective)! The ref is (verb with -ing suffix) both men out! The Rock is slowly (verb with -ing suffix) back to his feet. Rico right behind him. Right hand by The Rock. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. Another right hand. And a left!

King: Rico is fighting back! He (verb)s at The Rock, only to be caught by the (noun)buster!

JR: You know what this means King! Yes! Rock is signaling for The Peoples' (Noun). He's taking off his (noun) and throwing it to the crowd. WHAM!!!!! ITS OVER!!! ITS OVER!!! ITS OVER!!! 1! 2! 3!

King: Wow! That was one hell of a match. Boy I never thought I'd see The Rock use so many (nouns) in just one (noun)! (Adjective)!

JR: I tell you what ladies and gentlemen, I am going to have another heart attack so we're going to cut to a commercial break. Stayed tuned for more!