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Old 09-25-2014, 01:44 PM   #5
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Stealing this from some E-Fed character's storyline:

The Miz goes down with a broken Fibia. He acts all heroic and inspirational, but says he can't fight.

Finally someone calls him out and points out that there is no such thing as a "Fibia"

Miz is just like "How dare you, sir! This is one of the most severe, brutal injuries possible! Most men who suffer from a broken Fibia are shattered for the rest of their lives! It is only because I am such an exceptional man that I am even still able to stand here right now! To be here and entertain these people with my money maker!"

Miz then begins "Fibia Awareness Month", he hands out ribbons, and shows emotional video packages of "previous victims" who talk about how much pain they are still in, and how they still can't move right.... and about how much of an inspiration The Miz is to them.
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