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Rene Dupree
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Rene Dupree
Rene Dupree challenges for the US Title.
In a reprisal from the Great American Bash, another fatal 4-way match is organised to determine who gets the now vacant US Title.
Cena, RVD, Booker T and Rene Dupree are entered.
Kurt Angle is at ringside in his wheelchair.
The match begins, and once again, RVD is told to job and is eliminated pretty quickly by Booker T.
While Booker T celebrates Cena jumps him from behind, but Booker drops into a long-forgotten Spinaroonie-legsweep-combination move, botching the ending leaving himself in a figure-four-leg-lock.
Booker T in confusion falls for Cena's 'the spider on the mat' gag, and inadvertantly taps out.
Leaving Cena and Rene Dupree fighting it out for the US Title.
Cena brings it to Dupree, and Dupree fights back.
The match goes on for 10 minutes or so, both getting near-pinfalls, and both trying to hit their finishers.
Finally Cena gets Dupree into the F-U position.
As he's standing there doing his best Forrest Gump impression, Angle leaps out of his wheelchair, rips off his plastercast to reveal that not only has the cast been on top of his trousers the entire time, but that he also isn't injured anymore!!
He leaps into the ring and smashes Cena in the head with the plaster cast.
Cena drops like a stone.
Rene, celebrating decides to do the French Tickler dance above the unconscious Cena.
Angle tells him to get the pin.
Rene dances
Angle says 'get the frickin pin'
Rene dances
Angle hits Rene with the cast.
Rene falls unconscious on top of Cena, and get's the pin, for the US Title.