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Originally Posted by Fryza
Raven
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Raven
Raven should return to the WWE and win the Hardcore Title
In the story mentioned earlier about Vince panic-buying the contracts of all the top guys from TNA, Raven was one of the acquisitions, and given the nature of the wrestler, a talented, charismatic and skillful wrestler, Vince immediately put him into a programme where he could really showcase his skills - The Hardcore Title!
Now then, Raven is in a match with Batista, the current Hardcore Champion, and unbeknown to Raven, Batista just finished dying his hair, and had forgotten to take out his earplugs.
So the match is underway, Raven is wailing on Batista with Trashcans, Stop signs, Steel chairs, lengths of wood, heads of lettuce, absolutely everything possible, and all the time he's calling the match, and Batista just repeats everything he says back to him as a question.
Raven: Gonna hit you with this trashcan, then a stop sign.
Batista: Gonna hit you with this trashcan, then a stop sign?
Raven: Pay attention you big fag!
Batista: Pay attention you big fag?
This goes on for the duration of the match, and eventually Raven can't stand it anymore. He goes berserk, eventually pulling off the win by ramming a Kando stick up Dave's ass, and hitting him with a sledgehammer in the nads.
As Raven pins him, he says 'Quote The Raven, nevermore!