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Originally Posted by The Naitch
ALF
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ALF
ALF would challenge for the only possible title, Hardcore under 24/7 rules.
Appearing backstage to cheer up wrestlers who were missing Fifi, ALF was busy getting a rub-down from Trish Stratus and Lita.
As Raven, the new Hardcore champ came rushing backstage, Trish and Lita went to move ALF out of Raven's path, but Lita botched the rub-down, and acccidentally swung ALF right into Raven's nuts, dropping him to the floor.
ALF, grabbing Raven by the shoulders to see if he was alright, never noticed that the ref gave the 3 count.
ALF is the Hardcore Champ!
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Originally Posted by The Naitch
Fifi
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Fifi appears backstage for some wrestler petting and spies ALF's backside in the air.
Now Fifi, more commonly known to his doggy-chums as Fido, see's ALF's rear end, and thinks 'Yee-Haa' and runs forward to mount ALF.
Trish: Look! Here comes Fifi!
ALF turns and sees this lovely poodle come running towards him, and as Fifi lands on ALF, he rolls onto his back and begins to pet the dog.
The ref (who must've been on something) counts 1...2...3 and Fifi is now the WWE Hardcore Champ!
Never thought I would get that one!