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Originally Posted by Gohan3K
Austin
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Stone Cold Steve Austin
Gonna twist this a little, but he's gonna pick up the Hardcore Title.
Austin drives into the arena where the whole ALF/Fifi debacle has just taken place.
He's been out quad-biking, shooting, drinking beer all day like a good Texas Redneck should, and he's turned up to see some of his buddies on RAW.
So Austin is driving into the parking lot and Fifi is running away from the crowd of wrestlers trying to pin her for the Hardcore Title,when WHAM!
Austin runs Fifi over........
He leans out the truck and is looking at everyone, who're all looking at him in condemnation.:foc:
Suddenly the ref (who's still on something) runs out and counts 1...2....3
Austin is declared the Hardcore Champ.
*who's writing this crap?*