August
RAW [8-2-2004]
hulkamania320:
Edge hesitated. He'd never cut off another man's arm before; he wasn't to sure what to do next.
Corkscrewed:
Rob's glory leap into the endzone was foiled when Rhyno and Tajiri slammed him down just one inch from a touchdown.
"That'll teach you to drink Pepsi or Coke, BITCH!"
Bischoff: "Look, man, I know you lost all of your money in my casino reality show, but you're taking it a bit rough..."
Things got downright bizarre when Imhotep was introduced into the Lita angle.
Trapped in the figure four, Benoit calls for backup in the form of a comet strike from the cheap seats.
Mayo:
Hunter heard that women dug black guys cocks, but this was just ridiculous.
Eric: Hello, stranger.
HHH: You looked over when we were taking a piss Eric; you broke the guy's code.
Eric: But... WHY WAS IT BLACK?
HHH:
Kane: Go back to Hollywood, we don't need you around here!
Maven: But I'm not him!
Kane: LIES! Who's walking tall now?
Maven: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kane: Oh, and Johnny Bravo is going to suck!
Innovator:
HHH really needed to take Orton up on his high fiber diet
Matt: I love you Lita
Lita: I love you Jeff...Kane...Shane...Matt, yeah that's it
Always450:
Thankfully Rosey got in the way of the goose step before we had Bradshaw V 2.0 on Raw.
Kane: For the last time, OPEN WIDE!!!
Lita: Is this wide enough. Dr. Yankem?
Kane: You’re not even opening your mouth!
Lita: Oh! My mouth!
“You see this? You see Maven right here? This is what happens when you don’t floss!”
SmackDOWN! [8-5-2004]
Always450:
Steve Blackman enjoys his new position as “Cleavage Inspector.”
And somewhere in Minnesota, Brock is having a heart attack.
In the dual spinaroonie contest, The Undertaker is up by 3.
Savior:
Hilary: Hi I'm hom- OH MY GOD WHY BILL WHY!?
Bill: I did it because I could!
Corkscrewed:
Samichna was already mad when Rhi rejected him for a threeway, but when he found out the two people she had selected, he was REALLY pissed.
gonMad00:
Taker botches aging.
Rock Bottom:
Rey: O...OMG. Are those... PUBES!? LET ME SEE!
Rey: Is it!? Is it!?
Spike: Sorry Rey, that's just your tattoo. No pubes yet.
Rey: *sob*
Bradshaw: "I'm going to keep walking in this direction, thrusting my hips. If your mouth gets in the way, it's not my fault."
Mark was usually patient with underprivledged persons, but after 15 minutes of this midget staring at him while jerking off, he had to say something.
RAW [8-9-2004]
What Would Kevin Do?:
Randy: *Sigh* I give up... You're going to have to get Batista to show you the Macarena.
Corkscrewed:
Benoit: "You! You're the one who hacked the Casual Forum last night!!!"
The result of Lita botching the divorce was not pretty, as she found herself Kane's new wife, mother, and official bedtime story teller.
The results were disastrous when Edge lost control of his pogo stick.
"Don't you ever trick me into driving to Hawaii again!!!"
Innovator:
Bad things happen at the WWE dentist when the staff runs out of novacaine...
Needless to say, the Divas were impressed with Shannon's new look
Rock Bottom:
"...Why will I beat Chris Benoit? Because it is my destiny... Well, that and Triple H promised me a rare My Little Pony he got off of E-Bay if I win."
All the Divas were pissed when they found out Trish was hiding two dodge balls in her shirt.
Kane: "NO! Fucking christ! THE DOTTED LINE. SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE."
Benoit: "Hey! Now just a damn minute. I never agreed to this match."
Triple H: "Well, it's either this or you face Lita in a falls count anywhere match."
Benoit: "Er, ring the bell."
Always450:
Ref: THANK YOU ENZYTE!
Kane was envious of Matt’s new really huge Nintendo controller.
El Santo:
Love it or hate him, you gotta admit Randy did one mean Porky Pig impersonation.
Kane: "Hey, isn't this kinda... stupid?"
Matt: "Who cares! They're jobbing to us! They're jobbing to us! Turn around, that one's getting away!"
Chair #3: "Run run run...!"
*sobbing* "No oh ooh! Li'l Brudder. That *sniff* little guy. He's got the heart of a champion!"
*sobbing* "Oh oh, Tenderfoot. *sniff* Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?"
Mayo:
Although Regal tried his best to stand still after banging Steph, pretending to be a lamp wasn't the best place to hide.