SmackDOWN![9-16-2004]
Always450:
Gangrel: Can I have a job?
Vince: ……………………I guess so…………
Gangrel: SWEEEEEET!!!!
gonMad00:
Gangrel: (thinking) ...they think they know me..they think they know me..
Viscera: ..Hmm.. Where we REALLY on a mission..or was it a journey...??
Corkscrewed:
JBL was so pleased now that he had finally found a human shield... and WHAT A shield!
Xero Limit 126:
Show: What's this "take out Randy Orton" clause here?
Teddy: Ya know, playa... It's just that if you go to RAW and take away all of Randy Orton's credibility, you get a title shot!
Show: HOT DOG!... **Signs contract** You know, I really COULD go for a hot dog right about now...
Transplant:
Show: ...and I, Big Show, promise that will never again I....do I have to carry on?
Teddy: Yes.
Show: eat 4000 pounds of Seafood Sam's squid leg, even if it is an All-You-Can-Eat buffet or Vince McMahon is paying. I also apologize for eating other patrons plates, as it was uncalled for and the china gave me terrible indigestion.
Teddy: Thank You.
Savior:
"We hacked the forum!"
RAW! [9-20-2004]
Always450:
Ric: Keep that bastard away from me!
HHH: I’m trying, Naich, I’m trying!
RKO: YOU SONOFA BITCH! VINCE SCREWED BRET!!!!!
Lita: Ohmigod, Kane, you really loved me, didn’t you? You really wanted to start a family, and now because our baby was lost, you’re crying….
Kane: Thank you, *sniff*God! This angle is over! *Sob* This angle is over! THANK YOU GOD!!!! *sniff*
Gouda:
Eugene: Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Vince: WHAT?! They shall all pay for this!
Kane: No! She's dead! I killed her! Not again!! Now HHH is going to have to have sex with HER too!
tucsonspeed6:
And now, for your entertainment: Lita botching Hide and Go Seek.
Kane: ...Twenty-Eight!......Twenty Nine!.....Thirty! Ready or not, here I come!
Corkscrewed:
This would prove to be the slowest Finger Poke of Doom in history, but nevertheless, 89 seconds later, the cameraman would be sprawled out on the ground grabbing his face.
SmackDOWN! [9-23-2004]
Corkscrewed
Booker Heidenrape impression, complete with assault and battery, garnered great heat with the fans.
Needless to say, Spike would never ride a sybian again.
Desperate to get into Theodore Long's good graces, Angle decided to try and shoot someone in the ass.
Big show was doing fine until the last baby he ate suddenly started to kick.
gonMad00:
Heidireich: ... And that's how I got banned from Poetry.com. Whattaya think?
Vince: Um, you just came in here and said " And that's how I got banned..". You didn't explain how or why.
Heidireich: ........Can I have some talent???
Xero Limit 126:
Rey: Oh yeah...
RVD: Are you... WTF!? ARE YOU FANTASIZING ABOUT ME!?
Rey: Oh yeah... OH YE... Wait, what?
Heidenreich: MARY had a little LAMB! Whose FLEECE was WHITE as SNOW! And EVERYWHERE that MARY...
Vince: John, that's not orignal...
Heidenreich: Not... ORIGNAL!!?!?!?!?! **Throws hissy fit** RAAAR!
Kurt pulls a Heidenreich...
Evolution:
You'd be shocked too if your penis donned a mask and came up to talk to you.
parkamania:
RVD: Don't worry, Rey. I shall avenge your death. Those terrorists won't make it out of the arena alive.
Mysterio: Don't you think you're taking this Van Dam thing too far?
Vince (to himself): This was a GREAT idea! I'm gonna make ALL my hoss's into poets so that they can have their lines written down on paper right in front of them!
Always450:
Taker: Vis… Why are you eating the chair?
Vis: Ric told me that there’s crème filling in it!
Taker:…
Vis:…
Taker: Carry on.
Even though Luther begged him not to, the twinkle in his eye said it all… Kurt was going to pee on the electric fence.
Sascha:
Much to Paul's dismay, Sean had started his period....
loopydate:
KENZO: That's Mysterio? Man, no wonda my promos made no sense!
Spike prepared for a top rope maneuver until that damned Imperial Sniper shot his dick off.
HEIDENREICH: "The rain in Spain falls main on the ground!"
VINCE: That's...very good.
HEIDENREICH: "I once knew a man from Nantucket. He was really nice!"
VINCE: I think I've heard all I...
HEIDENREICH: "Roses are red. Violets are kinda bluish-purple!"
VINCE: Get out, please.
Vince's idea of the "Midcarder Skeet Match" was a big hit with the boys.
WORLDLIFEMUTHA
CODE RED! CODE RED! Stone Cold Steve Austin has Attacked Again!!!
RAW [9-27-2004]
Xero Limit 126:
Dave: Stevie... What happened!?... Yeah... Yeah... THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Triple H: **Holds up belt then bolts**
El Santo:
The real reason Snitsky was brought in: to enfoce the new WWE conduct code that no one ever do the tired "Whassup" ever again.
Snitsky: "Oh God... there's a porn star on my leg! Get it off get it off get it off!"
Batista: "So... the 'ad infinitum' part in my contract mean ... what exactly?"
Flair: "Hey, check this out, Trips.... I'm going to give Dave one motherf****r of a wedgie!"
Gouda:
Snitsky: What? I'm choking Val Venis to death? That may be... But IT'S NOT MY FAULT. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ref: He can't help it. It's called a match...
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT!
Batista: By God... I have hands!
gonMad00:
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
parkamania:
Christy: Don't pull a Janet... Don't pull a Janet...
Corkscrewed:
Val scored a 9.8 for flexibility and reaction time in the World Stylistic Shoe Biting Championships.
Blueshirt scored a 0.4.
On this day, Orton found out why they called him Ric "Sybian Foot" Flair.