SmackDOWN! [9-30-2004]
gonMad00:
Heidenreich: "Dear Mr. Heidenreich, this is a final notice. If you continue to use this service, we will be forced to actions of.." ..DAMN YOU, POETRY.COM!
Booker, with his new powers of moving glass ceilings, forgot it was daytime and that Gangrel and friends were around.
trnbuckle:
And as the John Cena vs. the television audience staring contest goes into its 40th hour, Cena begins to show signs of fatigue.
Corkscrewed:
"This is a poem... by HEIDENREICH!!!!
I am a loser WITH no skill.
And YET I am on TV STILL.
I BULLY cruisers WITHOUT remorse
I repeat MY name till MY throat is HOARSE.
I'm THE guy who did rape Michael COLE.
Yes I STUCK my cock into his ASS hole.
Now LISTEN TO ME! I gots LOTS to say.
I'm well AWARE I appear very GAY.
But don't FORGET, I've been on TV SINCE
My Little JOHNNIE got to pleasure VINCE!
HEIDENREICH!!!!"
Flair's antics finally crossed the line when he tricked Orlando Jordan into driving to Mississippi.
Shouldn't have left Lita in charge of lighting.
Gohan3k:
Triple H was here
parkamania:
Heidenreich: It's... not... my... fault.
Vince (backstage): DAMMIT! Who switched the script?
Bradshaw shows us the pose that got him over with Vince.
JBL: You're right, Taker! There ARE 3 letters visible above my hat! Now can we cut this Sesame Street crap?
Always450:
Brock: Homos!!!!
DDP: Don’t worry Brock, that’s not a bad thing. In fact, it’s a good thing!
Booker T knew he was fucked when Trogdor came to ambush him from the side.
Kidman: And that’ll be the last time you ever insult the complex nature of Homsar!
Xero Limit 126:
Kurt and Luther: WE ARE THE NATION... OF DOMINATION!
Jindrak (At the same time): EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY!
Kurt (Looking at Mark): You see, this is what happens when you miss rehearsal...
(Jackie and Dawn moan)
Vince: What's going on in there!?
Jackie and Dawn: NOTHING!
Jackie: We're uh... Doing homework... Yeah...
Vince: Oh, carry on...
Josh: Bradshaw, is it true? Are the allegations true?
Bradshaw: I... Did not have... Sexual relations... With that Nazi...
MVP:
Desperate to gain ratings, WWE tried having the Undertaker revive the Four Horsemen.
Innovator:
Orlando needed work on his "how many KKK members does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke
loopydate:
WACKY ANNOUNCER: If you thought "Dudley Bowling" was fun...
ANGLE: Oh, shit...
JBL: Now can you dig that? Nig--(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo...)
Instantly, OJ regretted asking JBL "Where the white women at?"
The National Terror Alert was raised to "Big Show's Eyes" this week.