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**Kane Knight** · 07-09-2004, 12:27 AM

Proving how desperate the WWE was getting, the first fifty participants in their "Soup Kitchen" gimmick became GM for a night.

This is why you don't grab Tajiri's crotch.

Man, the WWE's had some bad ideas in the past, but the first ever "Find Ric Flair's Keys" Match was an all time low.

Last week, it was Manhassett. This week, it was Winnipeg. Jericho Laughed. Next week, JR was going to have to pronounce Albuquerque.

"find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place...."

This is what happens when Vince ignores marketing research.

"huhuhuhuh...I heard you jobbed in Blade Trinity."

"I hear you're jobbing on Heat next week."

"D'oh!"

Bus Ticket: $62
Costume: $150
Realizing that you're in another dead end angle: Priceless.

"THERE'S the cream filling!"

An Angry Zach Gowen gets his revenge on the WWE.

Jericho: Okay, a little to the left...YES!
Orton: Can I stop scratching now?

Chris calls for his lightsaber.

Jericho: I am your father.
Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not possible! I can't be...Canadian!

Rikishi's return really helped Jericho "Feel the force."

"Howcum I never get cat calls like Stacy?"

New Finisher: The Cunning Linguist.

The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous.

Trish proudly displays her trophy for consecutive "facials."

Trish: He may be ugly, but he knows how to use a condom...

Lita: I hate you.

HHH: See those kids? they're on Ric's lawn. What do we do to people who get on the lawn?

Eugene: Put them on Heat!

HHH: Kid learns fast.

Flair: (To self) Did I drive to the arena? WOOO!

Triple H hits Benoit with a freeze ray in mid jump, killing his momentum in more ways than one.

Triple H: How did I get stuck in this predicament?

Benoit: That'll teach you to have a Canadian film your "all-nighters" with Evolution.

O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris.

Edge: But I'm not Jericho.

Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all.

This is what happens when you try and mask Flair's manboobs.

Dinsmore's career was pretty much over when he botched the Spin-A-Roonie.

To Punish him for poking fun at Triple H, the part of Eugene will now be played by Edge.

To punish the fans for not liking Triple H, the writers will ignore this flagrant violation of continuity.

*Heavy breathing*Gooooooooooooldust!

Triple H desperately tries to cling to the glass ceiling.

It was bad enough being nailed up to the invisible crucifix, but then it started to tip.

"I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu!

Eugene: ...Donne eis Requiem...*whack*

O-Benoit Kenobe: You can't win Hunter...If you job me now, I will become more powerful than you ever imagined.

Darth Hunter: Not if I rim Emporer Vince tonight.

Benoit: Dammit!

The WWE insults its fanbase's intelligence once again, as they reveal that Benoit's run as champ was all a dream!

Triple H: I'm sorry Eugene, but I warned you it'd burn the first time.

Flair: Jeez, the kid kicks like a mule!

Eugene: How could somethign so small hurt so much?

07-09-2004, 12:27 AM	#43
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Proving how desperate the WWE was getting, the first fifty participants in their "Soup Kitchen" gimmick became GM for a night. This is why you don't grab Tajiri's crotch. Man, the WWE's had some bad ideas in the past, but the first ever "Find Ric Flair's Keys" Match was an all time low. Last week, it was Manhassett. This week, it was Winnipeg. Jericho Laughed. Next week, JR was going to have to pronounce Albuquerque. "find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place...." This is what happens when Vince ignores marketing research. "huhuhuhuh...I heard you jobbed in Blade Trinity." "I hear you're jobbing on Heat next week." "D'oh!" Bus Ticket: $62 Costume: $150 Realizing that you're in another dead end angle: Priceless. "THERE'S the cream filling!" An Angry Zach Gowen gets his revenge on the WWE. Jericho: Okay, a little to the left...YES! Orton: Can I stop scratching now? Chris calls for his lightsaber. Jericho: I am your father. Batista: NOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not possible! I can't be...Canadian! Rikishi's return really helped Jericho "Feel the force." "Howcum I never get cat calls like Stacy?" New Finisher: The Cunning Linguist. The catwoman promos were gettig ridiculous. Trish proudly displays her trophy for consecutive "facials." Trish: He may be ugly, but he knows how to use a condom... Lita: I hate you. HHH: See those kids? they're on Ric's lawn. What do we do to people who get on the lawn? Eugene: Put them on Heat! HHH: Kid learns fast. Flair: (To self) Did I drive to the arena? WOOO! Triple H hits Benoit with a freeze ray in mid jump, killing his momentum in more ways than one. Triple H: How did I get stuck in this predicament? Benoit: That'll teach you to have a Canadian film your "all-nighters" with Evolution. O-Benoit Kenobe: Use the Force, Chris. Edge: But I'm not Jericho. Benoit: You're not? Damn. Maybe Hunter had a point about the hair after all. This is what happens when you try and mask Flair's manboobs. Dinsmore's career was pretty much over when he botched the Spin-A-Roonie. To Punish him for poking fun at Triple H, the part of Eugene will now be played by Edge. To punish the fans for not liking Triple H, the writers will ignore this flagrant violation of continuity. Heavy breathingGooooooooooooldust! Triple H desperately tries to cling to the glass ceiling. It was bad enough being nailed up to the invisible crucifix, but then it started to tip. "I take it back! Charmander is WAY better than Pikachu! Eugene: ...Donne eis Requiem...whack O-Benoit Kenobe: You can't win Hunter...If you job me now, I will become more powerful than you ever imagined. Darth Hunter: Not if I rim Emporer Vince tonight. Benoit: Dammit! The WWE insults its fanbase's intelligence once again, as they reveal that Benoit's run as champ was all a dream! Triple H: I'm sorry Eugene, but I warned you it'd burn the first time. Flair: Jeez, the kid kicks like a mule! Eugene: How could somethign so small hurt so much?