RVD wasn't exactly fond of MarkGruff--WWE's version of McGruff the Crime Dog.
Despite being marred by Nazi saluters, the WWE Cirque du Soleil performance was a great success.
After seeing Brian Hebner's arm morph from an arm into a big anaconda, RVD decided it was time to swear off drugs.
It may not have been pretty, but D-Von's diving headbutt from the rafters was still a sight to see.
With the help of his incredible shrinking ray, Paul London prepares for the world's first live human endoscopy.
Paul was well on his way to an amazing long program in the skating rink until he hit the patch of ice Rhyno had patched up.
Bubba Ray puts Gail Kim to shame by kicking out so hard Billy Kidman flips
twice.
Suddenly, the lights went out, and a thick, Connecticutt laughter echoed through the air. When the lights returned, Kidman and London were gone. Mysteriously, next week, Triple H showed up as the WWE Tag Champions.
London: "Ow, man that hurt. What happened?"
D-Von: "You hit your head a little too hard and went unconscious for a few minutes. You okay?"
London: "Yeah, but I had the most awesome drea--crap, actually being on SmackDOWN! and winning the tag titles WAS a dream! Noooooooooooooo!!!"
Tension buzzed as the ironman game of Thumb War entered its tenth hour.
Luther: "I'm gonna kill ya! I'm gonna rip your head off!!" *rips head off* "Oh crap... nothing to see here..." *whistles and walks away*
That was, without a doubt, THE most devastating noogie ever delivered on live television.
JBL: "By the Spirit of Lesnar, I'll kill you, Black Ranger! You were the gay one!!!"
In retrospect, it was a bad idea to invite Doc Ock as the third opponent in their match.
Sometimes, even Bradshaw couldn't figure out why he'd been crowned WWE champion.
OR
Bradshaw, after being asked how discovered America in 1492.
Finally, the secret location of the WWE Genetics and Cloning Laboratory is revealed.
"It's morphing time?"
By jumping over instead of going over, Bradshaw proved that he had no grasp for the game of Human Limbo.
Looking into a handily placed mirror, JBL was shocked by the sudden return of Rikishi.
OR
Bradshaw was certainly astounded by the bravado after a twelve year-old internet geek came up and shot him in the head with a paintgun.
OR
"Shit, you mean Brock
found out about my showerroom escapades???"
None of the Cruisers could figure out what was going on when the ref suddenly started doing the Egyptian Dance.
Spike and Jamie were seriously starting to regret visiting the WWE Human Body Fusion Plant.
It was bad enough that Lita was pregnant, but did Jamie Noble really have to give birth to Spike?
It figured that they'd make Heyman read the WWE apology for stupid storylines to the fans.
Heyman: "Look, Urney, you're gold, and I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."
Urn: "Biter."
Things got a little awkward when Booker ordered John to lick his gloves.
When Booker accidentally got a piece of a Nick Patrick cutout lodged in his ass, it was up to Cena to take him to medical attention!
Cena would later regret poking fun at Lionel Luther.
It was hard enough to lug all 250+ lbs of Booker T around, but when Booker was giving him wedgies, it was downright
painful.
Using odd, magical powers, Cena unleashed his secret talent, causing Luther to cry out in shock when he suddenly couldn't see him.
"Oh, I KNEW I shouldn't have bet on Coach K leaving Duke!"