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RVD howled in pain and Jindrak held on for dear life. How Noble had managed to transfer his powers to Mr. Van Dam was beyond either of them, but they knew that nothing good could come of it.



Yes, the frogsplash is impressive, but not everyone can pull off a Six-Star Moonsault. Just ask the lighting grids.



I think this is pretty good proof of a fast count, don't you think?



Vince thought he was so clever when he paired Kidman with a red-assed baboon...



D-Von was as shocked as anyone when Nick Patrick took out an interfering Spike with a vicious baseball slide.



BILLY: What're ya DOin'?!?
PAUL: What are YOU doing?!?



The dreaded Armpit Superkick got 'em every time.



Insert glass ceiling joke here.



SATAN: Bring me a sweater, dammit!



The display of sportsmanship was nice, but...Stamboli calling them all homos kinda stole the spotlight. Especially when Brock came in and killed all four of them (and Holly for going on the Internet).



Yep, kids, Luther Reigns' finisher is the pits.



After drinking the patented WWE Hoss Sauce, diminutive actor Peter Dinklage's reign of terror was unmatched.



JBL: Damn you, Black Ranger!
Punch
JBL: It's your fault that Rita's evil plots always failed!



Dammit, Chavo!



WWE fans' worst fears were realized when JBL stopped mid-match to turn his head around 360 degrees before masturbating with a crucifix and vomiting pea soup.



If JBL thought dealing with one Black Ranger was hard enough, wait until you see the look on his face when Adam shows up!



Yep. That's the one.



BLACK RANGER: (sadly) I'm a frog...



When Edd--er--El Gran Luchador changed the move into a Screwdriver without warning JBL, the nightmare was over.