"Going to Smackdown... Please Help!"
Quick, act as a scalper and get your money back!
I am just joking, how about you pick your favourite Wrestler and write their catch phrase? if that is too simple say something creative about your favourite wrestler or a wrestler that is not getting used, like "I came to see _____" or something, or do that, but have it someone from the other roster, like "I came to see, Triple H"
as you can tell I am writing this half assed, you think of one.