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Maybe to bring the videogame movies out of a slump they should start get legitimate scripts for the damn things and spend less of their budgets on big CGI monsters and explosions. Or in other words, if they want a good movie, they should quit what they're doing with the movies now and try something different.
Director: "Ok, Rocky..."
Rock: "It's 'The Rock'"
Director: "Oh, sorry The Rock....Anyway, in this scene the giant killer android shark with lasers for teeth is getting ready to bite you and your big breasted co-star when you pull out your big plastic bazooka and shoot him, but not quick enough to stop him from tearing off most of the big breasted co-star's clothes off..."
Hell, it worked for Spiderman...
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