El Grande Luchadore: I'm neither, Holmes. My name is, uh, Eddie Machine!
JBL: Never heard of him!
JBL: This move seems familiar, are you sure you're not Eddie?
El Grande Luchadore: Um, er, no!
JBL: Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit popping pills...
a few minutes earlier...
JBL: Looks like I chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Everyone is shocked when the referee decides to honor the WWE Champion.
even though he is getting powerbombed, that doesn't mean that Spike can't choke the referee for his stupidity.
He can also order popcorn from Rhyno while being pinned.
Paul: It seems that Paul Bearer's Hearse will be driven by the Big Bossman... Who wrote this crap?
After this show, Vince fired the man who thought Paul singing love songs to the Urn would bring in the ratings...
Booker T shows John Cena, despite the pain, how many millions of times he carried Stevie Ray to greatness.
The F-U is unbearable enough, but having Nick Patrick's head popping out of your ass, too? that's just too much for Booker T to bear.
Someone in the front row was impressed by Kurt Angle's Erection...
Cena and Booker's Rendition of the Teen Titan's home is a big hit with the fans.
Cena escapes the tombstone using Eddie's Butterfly Effect.
Cena's arm attacks him, unleashing a titty twister from hell...
Two days later, with Bradshaw as WWE Champion and Kurrgan as US Champion, World Wrestling Entertainment officially ended the Smackdown Brand. as no one came to any more house shows.