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Fulham- shitty div 3 club that are only where they are because their gay chairman paid shit loads of cash to get them up and they have about 2 fans.
Everton- I dunno, theres not really a reason. But a lot of their fans tend to be cunts. Apart from Tony Montana.
Birmingham City- GOD. They play really shitty boring hoof ball, their manager is a whingey prick with an annoying voice, their fans have annoying accents and they do this REALLY gay annoying thing whenever someone make a substitution.
Gillingham- Their manager is ugly, Kent sounds like quite a shitty place and they stuck 10 men behind the ball to try and get a draw last time they played us, which made for a really shitty 90 minutes of my life. But we still won. Dickheads.
Bolton- Fat Sam is gay and whingey, his voice is annoying, they have a big ugly stadium that looks like its collapsing in on itself, its always empty, they play that annoying James Brown song when they score.
Blackburn- Bought the championship and everyone started glory supporting them, their manager is a prick, their stadium is always empty, their kit is skin tight and quite gay, their fans all whinge. They're gay.
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