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Old 07-12-2004, 06:48 PM   #13
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Part 2
As Triple H gets pretty heated by Benoit's antics, we now go to the Smackdown classroom, where Mr. Piper is trying his hardest to regain some sort of order.
Piper- Come on kids stop it!
No one pays attention, everyone was too busy making trouble for someone else. Bubba Ray and D-Von were making fun of a foreign student who didn't know much English.
Bubba Ray- What's this guy's name again?
D-Von- Kenzo something.
Bubba- Hey Kenzo, wanna be our best friend?
Kenzo- ......[shrugs his shoulers]
Bubba- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
D-Von- Look at him getting scared.. ha ha, look kid just go "Yes"
Kenzo- .......Yes
Bubba- Ok, now c'mon we're gonna show you our secret handshake.
As soon as Kenzo gets up, the Dudley's immedieatle 3-D him through a desk.
Kenzo- [Almost unconscious, thinking in Japanese] (I hate this new country America......)
Piper- D-VON, BUBBA!!!!! What the hell did you do that for!? Damn it I've had it with all of you, I'm gonna untie Sean O' Haire!
Piper walks over to O' Haire, who's in a straight jacket, mask, and hand truck ala Hannibal Lecter in Silence Of The Lambs. Everyone quieted down and immedieately took their seats.
Piper- Now that's much better. As you all may or may not know, Principal McMahhon is bringing his daughter in.
Charlie Haas- So what? Why should we care? [a note hits Haas' desk.]
Piper- McMahhon wants to show his daughter the ropes of his work, and he told me all of the faculty that whichever building impresses him more will get a big bonus, and big bonuses mean better things for all of us, like better hours, less work get it Haas?
Haas- Yeah yeah yeah. [Opens his note and reads --I Love You <3 Rico XOXOXO]....
The Bell rings as both classes get ready for their shop classes.
HHH- Oh man I'm gonna kill Benoit!!
Orton- Yeah you are man!
HHH- Batista, where the hell are you goin?
Batista- I got shop, I can't ditch it today or I'll fail.
HHH- You're gonna miss a beating.
Batista- Sorry man, tell me how it goes though. [pops down like 12 pills]
Orton- Man you need to stop takin those.
Batista- No way, look at this increased muscle definition i got after only 20 pills. I'm hangin on to these. [runs off to shop]
HHH- Man he needs to try liftin weights already like I do....
The camera pans over to shop, it passes by a plaque that says
SCHOOL RULES
1- No chair shots
2- No hitting below the belt
3- No outside interference

At Shop class after some time passes.
Batista- And here's the lamp i made.
Mr. Jim Duggin- B+
Batista- What!!
Mr. Jim Duggin- Sorry Batista but they light doesnt even go on.
Batista- I need this A!!!!!
Mr. Jim Duggin- I can't give you an A for a project like this.
Batista- But...but....URGGHHHH
Batista's eyes flare red
Mr. Duggin- You ok kid?
Suddenly Batista, who's snapped, grabs Duggin by the throat and cocks his arm back ready to punch him.
Batista- I'LL SHOW YOU WHO's GETTING A B!!!!
Jim Duggin literally pissed his pants, Batista, realizing what he was doing, went back to normal and let go of Duggin
Batista- ...I'm sorr-
Tazz jumped up and locked Batista in the Tazzmission, Batista backed out oof the door with him and slammed him into a wall as the rest of the class chanted Fight and rushed into the hallway after them....

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