"Kane, can you help me put in these contacts so I can have cool looking eyes like you? Pretty please?"
"Sure, Lita, I'd be happy to oblige."
"Yaaaaaaaay!"
"OH GOD, DON'T DO IT! LITA, IT'S A TRAP!"
And indeed it was a trap as Kane proceeded to gouge The Botchtastic One's eyes out.
"NOOOOOO!!!!! WHY, GOD, WHY?"