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I feel like the 'Mania is gonna have a mind-blowing number of "Fuck You" moments.
*The Tag Title has already been bumped to the Pre-Show, from what I've heard. They'll likely add the Ascension Monday, out of nowhere, and they win with their shitty finisher.
* Mark my words: The last 4 of the Battle Royal will be Sheamus, Henry, Kane, and Show.
* The Divas tag will be the piss break match and the Bellas will win a squash. You think the Royal Rumble finish was dumb? I see Nikki submitting A.J. with an arm wringer, because Fuck You.
* As I posted in another thread, I wouldn't be shocked if they dropped the IC Ladder Match from the card completely so that Reigns-Lesnar, Sting-H, and the LL Cool J product plug get "enough time."
* Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins could be a fine match. I just expect WWE giving the fans "something to be happy about" by having Orton squash Rollins for 10 minutes straight, completely burying him in the process.
* Cena is getting his win back and will unify the US Title with the WWE World Heavyweight Title at Money in the Bank. Rusev's girlfriend is getting released soon and he'll be a goofy face until he's wished well in his future endeavors.
* Triple H vs. Sting will be treated as much more important than it needs to be. It will be given more time than it needs. Will be paced way more slowly that it needs to be. Triple H blows up first. And still wins.
* Spoiler: Taker Wins. Wyatt starts feuding with R-Truth next month.
* Brock vs. Reigns will be a train wreck that no one wants to watch. Not even Heyman will be able to save it. Reigns will overcome the odds. And I don't believe that the crowd will even care by this point. I don't believe the crickets will even care by this point.
Many people are being overly optimistic here. I may be overly pessimistic, but I have no doubt that, at this point, Vince is so out of the loop, he would go out of his way to openly troll the people who paid actual money to see this. And will walk away thinking that he's doing the right thing.
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