Eugene didn't particularly enjoy the new Brusselsproutsberry flavor of Evolution Kool Aid.
OR
Eugene does his best Hardcore-Holly-When-He-Doesn't-Get-What-He-Wants impression.
This would be the last time Mike Chioda ever called Eugene "Dustin Hoffman."
Never in his wildest dreams did Matt ever think he'd be allowed to literally bury Kane.
Much to his glee, Steven Richards found out his new Ass Darts worked like a charm.
"Get out of the way, Glenn! I finally stole the writers' script book for this Lita angle and I've gotta burn it FAST!"
Matt exacts quick revenge on Steven Richards after his Ass Darts take aim at Kane.
Kane should have known better than to trust Lita with the redesign of his mask.
The monster Kane was just about to rip Lita's brains out when he realized the fruitlessness of the idea.
Matt may have been struggling with the EZ Fold Chair, but Kane was having even more trouble with the EZ Fold Stairs.
"OMG! I'm so happy I made it through an entire match bithout wotching! ...DOH!"
Kane's reaction to the fact that two Cruiserweights actually won titles.
Edge becomes the latest victim to falling Ortongoyles.
Whether it meant Richards was turning heel or Orton was turning fact, the Ass Darts were still just as effective.
Tension mounted as the Great American Donut Crawl neared its conclusion.
Taking advantage of a missed spear, Orton's Banzai from the Rafters hit with devasting consequences.
"Wait a moment, I'm not supposed to get the falling anvil!"
Edge may have hit the spear, but Orton got the last laugh by stealing his wallet.
Edge's IC Belt Hanglider would have worked great had it been attached to an actual glider.
"I can't believe I chose
King Arthur over
Anchorman!!!"