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**RemyRed** · 07-13-2004, 03:14 AM

Part 3 (still thinking of a name, so far World Wrestling Education is all ive got)
Batista slams Tazz's back into the wall and forces off the Tazzmission.
Batista- What the hell is your problem?
Tazz- I'm taking you out so I can be the Big Man On Campus already!
Batista- Please, you got beat up by The Morning Announcers King and JR, that's an unredeemable act!
Tazz- You big dumb bastard! I'm Tazz!! The human suplex machine!! Beat me if you can! Survive if I----
Batista applies a bearhug to Tazz, as he attempts to crush Tazz's spine, Tazz answers with a Mongolian Chop to his head, breaking the hold. Tazz then does a T-Bone Tazzplex to Batista to get em down. Batista, realizing the hallway isnt the best place to use his arsenal, runs through the stairway door and down the stairs, goading Tazz to follow him. Tazz gives chase as well as the rest of the shop class......Meanwhile, a huge crowd has turned up around the middle of the lunchroom and cleared all the tables out of the way as Randy Orton has been spreading word of Triple H and Benoits fight.
Randy Orton- I'm takin bets guys, who wants to make money??
Rhyno- Damn it Orton where the hell are they!? There's no one even here!
Randy Orton- You gotta relax Rhyno, they'll be here!
Suddenly Michael Cole rushes in
Cole- Hey guys, theres a fight on the campus between Tazz and Batista
Rhyno- What? Forget this then, I'm goin to watch them
Everyone in the cafeteria rushes off to the campus, where Batista has just powerslammed Tazz. As he picks Tazz up for another slam, Tazz elbows him in the gut, causing him to double over, locks his arms ala Pedigree and nails a Double Underhook Tazzplex. As Batista gets up, Tazz once again locks in the Tazzmission, Batista once again however backs up and slams him into a bicycle locker (those silver pole things). Tazz breaks the hold, as Batista turns and tries to clothesline him, Tazz ducks the clothesline and slams Batista's nuts onto bike lock
Batista- AHHHHH! YOU DAMN BASTARD!! [pops some more pills as Tazz climbs the bike lock]
Tazz then hooks Batista and hits a super T-Bone Tazzplex, Batista looks knocked out as the crowd cheers for Tazz, Orton has finally arrived and sees Batista down.
Orton- Batista!? Get the fuck up and kill this clown.
Tazz- Shut the fuck up Orton!!!
Orton- You better not talk to me like that!!
Tazz- Let him go! Let him go!
As the crowd joins in on Tazz "Let him go" chant, Batista's pills kick in and springs up ala Bruce Lee with flaring red eyes. Tazz doesnt notice.
Tazz- C'mon let Triple H's boy go!!
Batista- RRRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Tazz (quickly turning around)- Holy shit!!!!
Batista then grabs Tazz by the throat and lifts him up, choking the shit out of him. Batista then slams him down on the ground. The crowd is speechless, Tazz is out cold......Outside of the campus, Triple H has cut class to go across the street from the school at the store to shoplift some snacks.
HHH- (50 fuckin cents for a Honey-Bun, but free for me cause I'm the game)
As HHH walks out of the store with his hidden stolen goods, a limosine pulls up in front of the school. A young women steps out of the limo.
HHH- Wow hot rich chick at 12 o clock. Yum.
Suddenly HHH gets a shocked look on his face as he sees Principal McMahhon step out of the limo after her......

07-13-2004, 03:14 AM	#17
RemyRed My Opinion Matters Posts: 2,435	Part 3 (still thinking of a name, so far World Wrestling Education is all ive got) Batista slams Tazz's back into the wall and forces off the Tazzmission. Batista- What the hell is your problem? Tazz- I'm taking you out so I can be the Big Man On Campus already! Batista- Please, you got beat up by The Morning Announcers King and JR, that's an unredeemable act! Tazz- You big dumb bastard! I'm Tazz!! The human suplex machine!! Beat me if you can! Survive if I---- Batista applies a bearhug to Tazz, as he attempts to crush Tazz's spine, Tazz answers with a Mongolian Chop to his head, breaking the hold. Tazz then does a T-Bone Tazzplex to Batista to get em down. Batista, realizing the hallway isnt the best place to use his arsenal, runs through the stairway door and down the stairs, goading Tazz to follow him. Tazz gives chase as well as the rest of the shop class......Meanwhile, a huge crowd has turned up around the middle of the lunchroom and cleared all the tables out of the way as Randy Orton has been spreading word of Triple H and Benoits fight. Randy Orton- I'm takin bets guys, who wants to make money?? Rhyno- Damn it Orton where the hell are they!? There's no one even here! Randy Orton- You gotta relax Rhyno, they'll be here! Suddenly Michael Cole rushes in Cole- Hey guys, theres a fight on the campus between Tazz and Batista Rhyno- What? Forget this then, I'm goin to watch them Everyone in the cafeteria rushes off to the campus, where Batista has just powerslammed Tazz. As he picks Tazz up for another slam, Tazz elbows him in the gut, causing him to double over, locks his arms ala Pedigree and nails a Double Underhook Tazzplex. As Batista gets up, Tazz once again locks in the Tazzmission, Batista once again however backs up and slams him into a bicycle locker (those silver pole things). Tazz breaks the hold, as Batista turns and tries to clothesline him, Tazz ducks the clothesline and slams Batista's nuts onto bike lock Batista- AHHHHH! YOU DAMN BASTARD!! [pops some more pills as Tazz climbs the bike lock] Tazz then hooks Batista and hits a super T-Bone Tazzplex, Batista looks knocked out as the crowd cheers for Tazz, Orton has finally arrived and sees Batista down. Orton- Batista!? Get the fuck up and kill this clown. Tazz- Shut the fuck up Orton!!! Orton- You better not talk to me like that!! Tazz- Let him go! Let him go! As the crowd joins in on Tazz "Let him go" chant, Batista's pills kick in and springs up ala Bruce Lee with flaring red eyes. Tazz doesnt notice. Tazz- C'mon let Triple H's boy go!! Batista- RRRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!! Tazz (quickly turning around)- Holy shit!!!! Batista then grabs Tazz by the throat and lifts him up, choking the shit out of him. Batista then slams him down on the ground. The crowd is speechless, Tazz is out cold......Outside of the campus, Triple H has cut class to go across the street from the school at the store to shoplift some snacks. HHH- (50 fuckin cents for a Honey-Bun, but free for me cause I'm the game) As HHH walks out of the store with his hidden stolen goods, a limosine pulls up in front of the school. A young women steps out of the limo. HHH- Wow hot rich chick at 12 o clock. Yum. Suddenly HHH gets a shocked look on his face as he sees Principal McMahhon step out of the limo after her......