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There are so many thoughts I have about this whole thing.....
First, fuck off Eva Marie. Go do porn, you are probably a lot better at that and would surely end up making more money.
Second, fuck off LL Cool J. It's not 1989, no one gives a shit about you or your stupid ass app. As if having 2 music performances on the show wasn't bad enough, now I get 2 performances and a washed up rap artist letting me know how awesome this app is going to be. Unless this thing is blowing me while simultaneously making me a sandwich, I don't want to fucking hear about it.
Third, fuck off WWE. Your tag division is on life support and putting the championship on the line in the pre show isn't going to do anything for it, except to get even more saying "well, I guess that championship isn't important, now is it?"
Fourth, fuck off Vince McMahon. Because we all know that you have the final say in all of this nonsense, and dropping the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal to the pre show not only disparages the memory of someone whom you say you cared deeply for, but also is a slap in the face oh whoever wins the match. Like, ha. We could have given you 30 seconds on the actual show to celebrate your win, but fuck that LL is wayyyyyy more important.
And lastly, THE SHOW IS 4 FUCKING HOURS LONG. How long are these other matches and music performances going to go on for?
That's just piss poor booking/planning.
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