Triple H forgot to tell Eugene that he should only put one of his giant sourballs in his mouth at a time.
Eugene was so excited when informed he'd be starring in "Young Einstein 2" that he let Rico style his hair before his match. The ref then tossed Eugene out of the match for using a deadly hair-do as a weapon.
Kane was so surprised by the appearance of Disco Inferno in the WWE that he tripped and fell over the top rope landing on his head. Disco immediately rushed to his aid.
Matt Hardy ran screaming from the Arena when Kane informed him that he wanted to make the love triangle into an
actual love triangle
. 
Kane decided he needed a new finisher. Fans were quite impressed with the devastating "Wedgie From Hell".
Lita: God help me if Kane is the father. I mean look at the size of his head! (Sorry... birth humor
)
Lita was disgusted. Nowhere in the Three Stooges skit she had given to Kane had she read anything about Moe copping a feel from Curly during the eye-poke.
Kane decided to bury
himself under the ringsteps when he realized that Vince was bringing in a bunch of old gimmicks for the PPV... first there was Ultimate Warrior... then Disco Inferno... but the final straw was when Marty Jannetty ran into the ring with a steel chair...
Lita laughing: Wait until they find out that neither Kane nor Matt is the father. That Batista is really hung like a horse. A horse! I'm finally gonna have a pony!
Please tell me she is NOT that stupid...
Randy Orton just didn't have the correct grimace to portray Bruce Banner.
No matter how long Edge spent trying to teach him, Orton just couldn't do the "watermelon crawl".
Edge and Randy team together in charades to act out "daring young man on the flying trapeze..."
Randy became concerned about his recent dog bite when he started howling at the full moon...
Randy realized Edge had seriously misinterpreted the lyrics he had sung to him earlier. That was the last time he was gonna tell anyone "I want to feel you from the inside."
Edge really regretted accepting Randy's offer to show him how to wax his armpits.
Simon says put one hand on your head...
You are joking right? Now I'm jobbing to Edge in Simon says?