Midgets weren't cute anymore once you pissed them off.
Eugene was a little bit overenthusiastic after the Ref was the only one to compliment his new hairstyle.
Hardy was going to make sure that Kane never referred to Jeff as 'the less gay Hardy brother' ever again.
*Mel Gibson voice*
Hardy: You can take my credibility, but you'll never take... my Mattitude!
Hardy rushed over to Kane to rub the results of the paternity test in his face.
Kane: Matt, I still can't find your keys! Are you sure they're in here?
Matt: That's not my pocket, you Big Red Retard!
While Lita used her hands to cover her ears while the fire alarm was blaring, Kane used an alternative method.
Kane was reluctant to re-enact the Three Stooges scene with Lita because he thought she would botch blocking the eye poke.
When Carmella DeCesare came down to ringside, Matt Hardy let go of the steel steps he was carrying with Kane to set up a chair for her.
Matt: Oh shit, I hope Kane's okay! Well, he was already an ugly fuck, so it may be an improvement.
Rita: Now this Big Red Monster will finally spell doom for the Power Rangers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kane: Wait, is that the bitch that I impregnated? That must have been some great stuff that I took from RVD's stash.
Edge: Randy, you've gotten a lot heavier! Have you been working out a lot more?
Randy: Nah, Trips taught me about the hold down aura though.
Randy: Oh god, I know I'm the legend killer, but I don't want to go near Mae Young!
Edge: ...159.... 160...... Uh, I think thats it.
Randy: Pfft! You call yourself a man? I can do 300 with Hunter on my back!
Edge:
Randy: 201... 202...
Edge: Okay, they are just leapfrogs, don't be such a showoff!
Randy: Oh shit, an HHH gargoyle heading straight for me!
This isn't quite what Orton had in mind when a blonde was gonna sweep him off his feet.
Edge: *reading Titantron*
Congrats on beating Randy tonight. I'll be in the shower after the match. Bring the K-Y jelly. Your good friend, Hunter.
Edge: Phew, this new hair gel is really sticky... FUCKING RHYNO!
Orton: I know, what a fucking asshole!
