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HHH: We're going down! We're going down!
VINCE: What, did we hit an iceberg?
HHH exchanges a knowing glance with Stephanie.
HHH: Uh, yeah...
Crunch.
VINCE: Quick! Get rid of the ballast! Everyone who isn't necessary, get them overboard!
A succession of tiny "plops" can be heard.
MICHAEL HAYES: All the cruiserweights are gone, Vince!
SHANE: Pops, two of 'em took the WWE Tag Team Titles with 'em!
VINCE: Nonsense! The frogs have the belts!
SHANE: No, Pops, the other tag belts! Kidman and London?
VINCE: You're talking crazy talk, Shane.
COLE: Mr. McMahon, we're still sinking!
VINCE: Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but it's time to start weeding out the utterly unnecessary guys.
Off-camera we hear
SOMEONE: No! You can't do this! I paid my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues!
Splash
VINCE: Poor Bob. Are we still sinking?
ENORMOUS splash
VINCE: What was that?
JR: That was the rest of the SmackDown roster.
VINCE: Ahh, good. Wait...isn't JBL on SmackDown?
JR: ...yeah.
VINCE: Dammit, get a lifeboat! He's such a great heel!
VOICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
An enraged Ric Flair runs into the cabin and slits everyone's throats with a knife-edge, then throws them all overboard.
HHH: Jesus, Ric!
RIC: He said "heel!"
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