No one was quite sure exactly why Jerry was drooling over an anorexic Susanne Summers.
"This is for insulting Bret AND Mick!!!"
Flair was having a great time with his sex doll until the head accidentally fell off (pun intended).
Even locked in the figure four, Shane still insisted on slapping the referee.
"And the final question, ma'am... do you have some Connecticut Blueblood in you, and if not, would you like some?"
Eugene had to be careful. The Chris Benoit High Chair was notorious for being unstable.
Chris amazes the crowd with his "stab my throat with my own thumb" trick.
Eugene never expected the crucifix to go after retards.
It wasn't the sharpshooter that hurt as much as it was the fact that Eugene had hemorrhoids.
How to get out of a Crossface:
Step 1: Distract opponent by indicating the presense of Big Bird in the stands.
Step 2: Bite his wrist.
Ref: "Aw geez, Eugene, you really DO have some major hemorrhoids!"
JR: "Pedigree!!!"
Eugene wins the title and immediately gets ready to make his payment.
Trips should have known better than to mess with someone who had mastered the Butterfly Effect.
It took all his might and the added grip of Eugene to prevent Randy from slipping after he stepped on one of Chuck Palumbo's banana peels.
Never! Steal Evolution Kool Aid.
Steven Richards came to Eugene's salvation, though, hitting all of Evolution with his darts before they could inflict further harm.