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**FourFifty** · 07-13-2004, 10:12 PM

Finally, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions!
After taking a few weeks to find my smile (yeah, I just wanted to slack off more than usual, and eat granola) I have returned, for my dozens, AND DOZENS of fans!
Now, I await my cheap pop!
*chirp chirp� chirp chirp*
Yeah, anywho, as always I haven�t read the captions yet.

And yet somehow this still has more credibility than the WWE Heavyweight Championship Title.

Ya know that move that Steve Austin and The Big Bossman did where they put some dude on the 2nd rope and they jumped on the person�s back to give them a quick jolt to the throat? You remember that?
Batista doesn�t.

�Five time� You can�t see me� Five time� You can�t see me� It�s the same damn thing!�

Edge �successfully� pulls off the �LitaBomb.�

Dave really need to push right here�. Poor dude forgot his stool softener.

Edge: You�re too far away to kiss me, don�t you know that?

She can touch her nose with her tongue�
Tommy Dreamer does not have a contract�.
She can touch her nose with her tongue�
Kanyon no longer wrestles with the WWE�.
She can touch her nose with her tongue�
Sean O�Haire is in a freaking cage�.
She can touch her nose with her tongue�
Raven was never properly pushed in the WWE�.
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

This would be the first, and the last time anyone ever questioned �Rhyno�s Special Bear Hug.�

Now I know that the WWE wants both the Raw and SmackDown tag team titles to have the same amount of credibility, but do the writers need to bring down the Raw titles?

JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

The valiant sacrifice of the ref and Tajiri prevented anyone from Rhyno�s glue� until Rhyno had their hands chopped off.

Batisita: Hey, why did you fall from the sky?
Maven: Let�s just say Sean didn�t want me as a room mate�

Paris Hilton is to the WWE women�s title as David Arquette to the World�s title.

Test:

Kane: Yes Lita, Hris Cho�s Light is a fine red ale!

In retrospect, Chris shouldn�t have asked Vince to be elevated.

07-13-2004, 10:12 PM	#16
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Finally, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions! After taking a few weeks to find my smile (yeah, I just wanted to slack off more than usual, and eat granola) I have returned, for my dozens, AND DOZENS of fans! Now, I await my cheap pop! chirp chirp� chirp chirp Yeah, anywho, as always I haven�t read the captions yet. And yet somehow this still has more credibility than the WWE Heavyweight Championship Title. Ya know that move that Steve Austin and The Big Bossman did where they put some dude on the 2nd rope and they jumped on the person�s back to give them a quick jolt to the throat? You remember that? Batista doesn�t. �Five time� You can�t see me� Five time� You can�t see me� It�s the same damn thing!� Edge �successfully� pulls off the �LitaBomb.� Dave really need to push right here�. Poor dude forgot his stool softener. Edge: You�re too far away to kiss me, don�t you know that? She can touch her nose with her tongue� Tommy Dreamer does not have a contract�. She can touch her nose with her tongue� Kanyon no longer wrestles with the WWE�. She can touch her nose with her tongue� Sean O�Haire is in a freaking cage�. She can touch her nose with her tongue� Raven was never properly pushed in the WWE�. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? This would be the first, and the last time anyone ever questioned �Rhyno�s Special Bear Hug.� Now I know that the WWE wants both the Raw and SmackDown tag team titles to have the same amount of credibility, but do the writers need to bring down the Raw titles? JR: ROCK BOTTOM! The valiant sacrifice of the ref and Tajiri prevented anyone from Rhyno�s glue� until Rhyno had their hands chopped off. Batisita: Hey, why did you fall from the sky? Maven: Let�s just say Sean didn�t want me as a room mate� Paris Hilton is to the WWE women�s title as David Arquette to the World�s title. Test: Kane: Yes Lita, Hris Cho�s Light is a fine red ale! In retrospect, Chris shouldn�t have asked Vince to be elevated.