Bubba: "SILENCE!!! The offering is about to be placed on the Altar of Helmsley!"
After the match, an incredibly impressed Triple H asked D'Von and London to teach him that new move.
"I'm still champ? Hey! Hurray! I'm still champ!"
Yet another fan suffers a heart attack as the result of JBL still being champ."
OR
"So this is what the cage was like! The pain! The horror!!!"
After about five minutes stuck in that position JBL figured maybe he should have gone to Sean's final lecture of cage escape.
"Okay, esse, I'm gonna jump and hit you with the splash, okay? And..." *BONK* "What the?!"
They'd finally trapped a rampaging homophobic Lesnar in a cage, but it probably wasn't a good idea for Eddie to taunt it with boasts about his cajones.
JBL: "You see that! Eddie's holding me down!!!"
Vince: "Really? All right, you get another month with the title!"
Eddie: "WTF?"
This was just like that nightmare Eddie always had where he was saying the pledge of allegiance and suddenly, he was naked.
After Brock was put in the cage, Eddie was given the unenviable task of being primary sentry.
That JBL's such a jerk. Instead of selling the Frog Splash from the top of the cage, Bradshaw just laughs it off.
OR
Eddie: "Did you hear about who the Lakers got back in return for Shaq?"
JBL: "I know!"
Eddie after finding out he's facing Ken Jennings in Jeopardy next week.
Eddie does fans around the world a favor by tearing JBL's head off.
The jails were quickly emptied as the first-ever Illegal Immigrant Title Battle Royale commenced.
"Oh shit! I gotta face ALL of them?"
"That's right! Black Ranger power, BIOTCH!!!"
"Aw crap, this must be one of those naked Power Ranger dreams again."
Ugh, not feeling it at all tonight.