[FourFifty]

So Bubba, how many minutes did you and D-Von have as credible tag team champions on your last reign?


Vince: WHAT!?!?!?! Paul London with a clean victory over D-Von! Edit the ref out of that match!


Belty: You know The Nature Boy was the first person to hold me.
JBL: You mean Ric Flair?
Belty: Well, he did hold me, but he wasn’t the first.
JBL: But ain’t Ric The Natural Boy?
Belty: No, Buddy Rogers.
JBL: Isn’t he that fella that Weezer sang about?
Belty:


“Too much cream filling….”


Time to clean out Sean’s cage.


The Good News: The ref made a dramatic face turn when he decided to do The Worm on JBL.
The Bad News: Lita’s Wresting Ability > The Ref’s Depth Perception.



This was the best Tornado DDT I’ve never seen.


JBL: Well, Vince told me to “Elevate” you, so I gotta do this! And the boys backstage told me I couldn’t “carry” you through a match! Proved them suckers wrong! Yeeeeeee doggie!


“As God is my witness, I will restore Belty’s honor!”


If you were feuding with JBL you’d be contemplating suicide also.


Since he couldn’t burry the entire SmackDown roster, Triple H compensated by showing his honey moon tape in sporadic intervals on SmackDown.


Eddie’s plan was simple. Throw the giant invisible burrito on Bradshaw, leave the cage while he’s buried.


JBL: Okay Eddie, this is the point where you job to me… but I thought you Mexicans weren’t too fond of jobs?
Eddie: No esté sorprendido si usted encuentra un scorpion en sus cargadores mañana.
“Don’t be surprised if you find a scorpion in your boots tomorrow.”


Try as he might, Thing couldn’t stop the masked man from screwing over Eddie.


Eddie: Where’s the cream filling?
Kurt: I’ve got your cream filling right here, bitch!


Kurt: I still think they should have kept the original Darren!