Vince knew all that money he'd spent on Erector sets and all that time he'd spent playing "Mouse Trap" would come in handy some day....
In another unexciting changes in character, John "Really Enthusiastic About Your Lapels" Cena gets saddled with another lame gimmick.
Cena was proud to welcome the Shockmaster to Smackdown.
Rey really would have liked to finish the match, but unfortunately, the rest of the Justice League was calling for him.
Smackdown's first ever "Cruiserweight Swing-Dance Open" was a rousing success....
...but nowhere near as fun as the "Great Cruiserweight 'Wheelbarrow' Derby"
Spiker Dudley wows the crowd with his awesome Randy Orton impression, including the botched finisher
Bubba and Noble use visual aids to interpret the handling of WWE's Cruiser Division.
I'm honestly not sure what the hell that's supposed to be, so I don't feel particularly well captioning it.
Unfortunately, no one told Suzuki it's best to be on the OTHER side of the turnbuckle when attempting a Bronco Buster.
When most people say a wrestler sucks, it's usually not meant literally. Sadly, this was not the case for Kenzo Suzuki, whose rectum held a powerful vortex that would have swallowed up the entire arena, had John Cena not plugged it up with his arm.
Cena allows his more sensitive side to shine through when he and Booker rent
The English Patient again.
The Doctor of Thuganomics is also the World's Most Thuganomical Blood Donor.
Booker takes a moment off of beating on his opponent to call a field goal.
Not a caption, but if D-Von's about to do what I think he's about to do, then, fucking OW.
D-Von Dudley was no match for the horror that was the Cruiser with Two Heads.