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Originally Posted by Goldbird
From what i know, unless you are a relative of the wrestler, or you are a potential investor, it will be quite impossibile to enter backstage.
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What if you save a wrestler's life?
ME: "Jericho! Don't eat that egg sandwich! It's full of cholesterol and will give you heart disease!"
Or what if you go to one of those state police auctions and buy yourself a used cop car, buy yourself some cherries and some decals for the sides, send the WWE an email with some attached photos, they might consider you when they need to rent a cop car lookalike for an angle: ie, Eddie Guerrero getting handcuffed and put in a cop car that drives away. You can get backstage, they'll probably let you take a private tour if you ask, and you'll probably be the one to drive the car (for insurance reasons.) Hmm...
Seriously, though, I've heard of guys renting out cop car lookalikes (from their car collections) and getting to meet the wrestlers because of it.
The only other option would probably be to become a regionally famous poodle breeder and lending the WWE your poodle for Rene to use....but if you did that, you'd only get to go backstage to a Smackdown event. Blech!
Personally, I think I'd feed my dog a big bowl of beans before the show so it'd take a big crap in the ring. It'd be like the dog were saying "This is what I think of your crappy wrestling."....and then the Undertaker would hit the dog with lightning.