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Rusev is basically the best thing in WWE
and Kevin Owens
and Cesaro
So basically that triple threat the other day
But for real Rusev is like the most complex character WWE has had in forever, which is amazing given the seemingly one-dimensional "evil foreigner" gimmick
He's like the fucking beast from Beauty and the Beast
Just this fucking beast full of emotions he doesn't know how to express
He's directionless until he meets Lana
She gets him to move to Russia and pledge allegiance to Vladimir Putin who rewards his amazing skill with a gold star
He valiantly and cleanly beats all of his "AMERICAN" foes exposing the crowd's programmed xenophobia
dude is just so sympathetic
he has his heart broken and his legs literally cut off at his peak
moves back to Bulgaria, dejected
fuckin his girl is using some douche to make him feel jealous all the time
and everyone is just like USA! USA!
meanwhile dude is just trying to put his life back together
but he's learned how to channel his emotion and still can kick the shit out of people because he's that good
he doesn't need the bitch anymore
he's learned that
but it pains him deeply
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