01- Setups Galore, Who Will Be School Champ part 1
Jericho, Benoit, Christian (with Trish on his lap) and Lance are all at the cafeteria talking about the morning's announcement, an announcement that caused quite a stir between the whole school. The announcement of the crowning of a School Wrestling Champion.
Lance- So Benoit whattaya think, who'd be comp. for us?
Benoit- [Looking around] No one. [Eyes Triple H] Hmmm...
Lance- Well I think that--...Damn it Christian why don't you two get a room!?
Christian- Don't be hatin Lance...
Lance- Stop talkin like that already..damn it man...I think H and his crew are gonna be some trouble for it, I haven't even seen the other brand. We should prepare better. Right Jericho?
Jericho- Maybe you should prepare better. Man you've been acting lame lately.
Lance-
....
Tazz had been listening in on them and took this moment to get into ther conversation.
Tazz- So Benoit!...No one is gonna be any comp for you, the rabid Wolverine doesnt see anyone worth giving a damn about huh? Well to me you're nothing but a cub!
Michael Cole (from a few tables away)- (He's getting himself into more trouble....)
Benoit- Why don't you get the hell outta here and stop wasting your time here.
Tazz- Get up and make me.
Trish- You gonna take that from him Benoit?
Benoit starts to get up but Lance grabs his arm.
Lance- C'mon Chris, take care of him at a more appropriate time.
Benoit- Shut up Lance. [gets up]
Jericho- C'mon Benoit, do this later, you're on your own time right now, just enjoy this period. This assclown'll get what he has comin to him soon enough.
Benoit- ......You're right Jericho, this is my breaktime. I'll deal with you later Tazz.
Tazz- We'll see Cub....we'll see. [walks away]
Benoit(fired up and pissed)- When the hell are the brackets going up!?
Jericho- Dunno, Bischoff might be handling some of the first round brackets though.
Benoit- Remind me to have a talk with him about that later....
Later on that day on the campus...
Rhyno- You owe me money damn it!!!
Orton- .......
Rhyno- Pay up! You're guy lost.
Orton- I'm not paying...Game was hurt for that one...so there.
Rhyno- You son of a bitch! That doesn't matter! We made a bet!
Orton- You gotta problem with it, then take it up with someone....
Orton turned and began walking away. Rhyno grabbed him hard by the shoulder and turned him around.
Rhyno- How about I take it up with you!
Orton-........
Batista had been there hiding the whole time
Batista- This guy bothering you Orton?
Orton- Yeah, look he touched me and ruined my new suit.
Batista- Hey you, come here...
Rhyno- You're gettin off lite kid...[lets go of him and approaches Batista] Well what? You don't intimidate me.
Batista- Well maybe this will! [punches the shit out of Rhyno]
Rhyno- You'll regret that!!!!....
Triple H was in the main office trying to see if he could get Steph's attention for a while.
Triple H- (C'mon where is she...)
Attendant Slaughter- What the hell are you doing here, you've been sitting here for 2 hours?
Triple H- Ummmm, nothing....
Attendant Slaughter- Well you gotta get outta here then. Go on.
Triple H- Wait a minute!
Slaughter- Look we're doin important stuff here, you can't just freeload, and don't you hve a class or something?
Triple H- Hey get your hands off me!
As Slaughter pushes HHH out of the room, Stephanie McMahhon walks in.
Triple H- Hey wait up I got a mem--- [Slaughter slams door] ---o...
(You'll pay for this day Slaughter!!!)
Sorry for the lack of humor i this one...There'll be a LOADS OF funnyness in the next one, I promise.