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8:30
They show a video package between matches and you hear Randy Orton say “Summerslam is like a melting pot of all walks of life.”
Okay, the next match is a Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental Title. It will feature The Big Show, a 7 foot tall old guy, versus The Miz, a guy whose gimmick is a Hollywood actor, versus the champion Ryback, who is just… strong. I really don’t care about this, it will probably be boring, hopefully something insane happens, like the midget from before comes in and knocks everybody out.
It starts out with Big Show giving a double suplex to both The Miz and Ryback at the same time (this is a tautology but I don’t know how to better explain it), then he just goes “I’m a giant.” He then tries to do a front flip off the second rope but he just kinda somersaults and doesn’t hit the guy on the ground, LOL. Then he starts ramming to everybody with his BUTT. Big Show stealing the show here. Ryback climbs through the ropes and the camera man is in his way so Ryback just yells “move.” Hilarious match so far.
Big Show holds up a fist and yells; the commentator JBL says “Here comes the Kale Punch,” what is that, Big Show is a fat guy, why would he use the Kale Punch. They both do their finishers, then The Miz comes in and does his finisher, and he tries to pin Ryback who kicks out, then he pins Big Show who kicks out, then he just goes back and forth a bunch of times trying to pin each of them LOL. When they get up, Ryback hits a move on The Miz, Big Show misses a Kale Punch and subsequently falls out of the ring, and Ryback pins The Miz to retain his title.
Winner: Ryback
Rating: B, this match was really funny, but I don’t think it was sposto be.
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