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Originally Posted by Heyman
Heyman's thoughts about the Summerslam PPV (watching in the theater).
1) There was an amazingly hot Asian MILF sitting beside me and she brought her 3-4 year old son to watch. I literally wanted to eat her vagina while simultaneously stroking my cock. Almost went to the bathroom during the women's match to go jerk off and lick my own semen with her in mind.
2) People on here seem to be disappointed by the PPV as a whole, but the nearly sold out theater that I went to greatly enjoyed the event. Some gave it a standing ovation in the end.
3) Many people on here are disappointed by the Lesnar/Taker finish, but I think it was the perfect finish for a few reasons: A) You can't have 50 year old Taker going cleanly over Brock as it would ruin his credibility. B) On the flip side, the WWE needed to pay respect to Taker's legacy and Wrestling career and so Lesnar squashing Taker again wouldn't have been good for business. C) This non-conclusive match sets-up Lesnar/Taker at Mania in front of Taker's home crowd in what will likely be Taker's swan song (with Lesnar ending Taker's career, and making Taker go 22-2).
4) New Day is way the fuck over. I didn't realize how over they were since I barely watch wrestling these days, but these guys are great. The fans in attendance and in the theater really loved these guys as did I.
5) After watching Cesaro tonight, my opinion of him has changed. While I love Cesaro, I don't think he presently has that "it" factor needed to be THE guy. I am now in agreement with posters Noid and The CyNick on this.
6) The Wyatt's are still 'over', but the WWE needs to do something significant with Bray this year otherwise the WWE risks not capitalizing on his potential star power.
7) Sheamus, Titus O'Neil, and Dean Ambrose really impressed me tonight. Miz wasn't too bad either. Randy Orton looked disinterested in his match, while Big Show also looked like he was going through the motions.
8) I think Kevin Owens has an outside shot of being "the face" of the company if he leans out significantly.
9) Roman Reigns is unfairly getting crapped on by the fans. I think he's much better than people give credit.
10) Was very impressed with Rollins/Cena.
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Was going to reply to this anyway, but then saw I got a mention. Yaaaaay.
1) Sweet. Go for it, man.
2) Haven't actually watched, but I guess a larger audience could make a car crash seem like a good show.
3) I agree with those asking "Why even book Lesnar/Taker in the first place?". There's a whole of "where now?" going on in WWE at the moment. Two part-timers that aren't even going to be on RAW in a few weeks continuing personal issues? No thanks. And I have no interest in another Brock vs. Taker match. They're using the match to set up another match? Why?
4) The New Day are great. Best decision to have them win back the Tag Titles. They remind me of Edge & Christian. Cocky heels that win when it comes down to the wire. If they kept losing, they'd be over, but you'd be running them dry. I'm not sold on the Prime Time Players yet, but the story structure here is good.
5) Cesaro should have won the match. If for no other reason that Kevin Owens was in a fucking Ladder Match the night before. But Cesaro was the face. I get that people think the heel should win the first match in a series, but I feel that the face needs to get you to believe in them. Owens could attack Cena on RAW and get his heat back. Cesaro is now ranked steadily below a whole bunch of guys. They're putting a cap on him.
6) Agreed. If I were Seth Rollins, I'd be shitting myself about both Brock Lesnar and John Cena. Best solution? Make an offering of the US Title to Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper. You're buying two tough heels to watch your back. And The Wyatts need to bounce back, surely even in Bray's mind. It'd be a mutually beneficial relationship. And given his issues with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose, and the next PPV being a title-oriented one, having some gold gives him a reason for being on the show; but he can also use the title to cause friction between Reigns and Ambrose.
Eg. "Sure, I'll defend the US Title against one of you homeboys...but you need to sort out who it will be by fighting each other first, and I know both your egos are too big to lie down. Muwahahahaha."
7) Not really much to say on this. Sheamus shouldn't talk so much. Randy Orton is a great babyface, but they never really know what to do with him. Big Show is a bit directionless. Titus O'Neil is missing something, but has something. I dunno, don't really feel like he's "wrestlery" enough. Kind of a PR gimmick. I want to see Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns properly feud.
8) Kevin Owens has an aura. Just don't say what you said about him, or people will call you Jim Cornette and attribute you to hating the guy. He's got a bad-ass vibe and has an accessibility that few guys have. I'd like to see him clash with some heels and see if people buy him as a face.
9) Agreed. Reigns is getting good at piecing together his matches. I think smart business would be to turn him heel, but I see Ambrose turning on him first, even though people will still probably cheer insane heel Ambrose more than white-meat babyface Reigns.
10) Rollins and Cena are both fantastic. No clue where they go now, and not in a good way, but I imagine their rivalry continues.