When Stupid Noobs Attack:
Distraught over being smaller than Lance, Val Venis had to beg for Rey's mask so he could hide his head in shame...
Stolen Gimmick Alert: The Ref tells the teacher on Tajiri, who's trying to steal Rey's boot.
The Ref had to inform Rey that the Micheal Jackson angle isn't to occur until NEXT week.
Rey: I mean it, Tajiri, Undertaker used to walked the top rope JUST LIKE THIS!
"Hey Stan.... EEEW!"
Little did Rey realize that the symbiote he found while fighting in the Secret Wars was trying to take over!
Rey: "Bigg" wasn't a bad Tom Hanks movie. I preferred "Saving Private Ryan," myself!
Paul reveals that he has never been too fond of Matt Damon.
Rey was saved when the Ringmaster climbed out of a Time Machine to attack the Big Show.
Having accomplished his mission of burying a Superstar that was talented, Bradshaw saluted General Helmsley.
Nunzio is disgusted with Rhyno's fate, as the rest of the FBI know that they are next...
Benoit: John, have you seen my Football Jersey?
Cena: Um...er...no!
Jibroni FBI Member: John, Have you seen my denim shorts?
Cena: Um...er...no!
Jibroni FBI Member: YOU LIE!!!!
The Jibroni FBI Member enlists Benoit's help in finding his missing shorts, but to no avail.
When Piggyback Rides go horribly wrong...
The Ref informs Chris that Saddam has agreed to talk, and that the torture is no longer necessary.
An impromptu sign informs Kurt that his fly is open...
Show reacts to Bob calling him a Casket Surfing moron.
Show, feeling sorry for him, covers Bob's ears so that he doesn't have to hear the indifference thrown his way.
Dawn Marie didn't know much about College Football, but she knew ALOT about the Trojans.
Benoit: I want the money you owe me, and I want it NOW!
Paul: Take a number and get in line
For some reason, Chris didn't take very kindly to that remark...
Shelton: I believe in a thing called Love...psst Eddie, can you help me with the High Notes?
Eddie: Sure thing!
Eddie discloses his opinion of what Creative has done with the US Title.
Nick Patrick's rendition of the Alanis Morrisette hit "You Ought To Know" doesn't go over very well with Eddie.
Charlie looks at Chavo on his knees, completely oblivious to the fact that God is reaching through the wall of the Arena to give him a Rabbit Punch.
Los Guerreros argue over the direction of Rhyno's career.
Chavo: What do you MEAN that you hit me with a burrito?
Eddie is confused as to when Chavo learned to turn into Kurt Angle.
This image offers a post hypnotic suggestion that jobbing the Rock to Mark Henry is a GOOD idea. It was introduced during the first Crips/Steiner match of last year...