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**Rock Bottom** · 07-20-2004, 05:38 PM

Jericho and Kane gave a breathtaking performance in "Final Destination 3 - Killing Your Credibility."

Bischoff: Hey! Stop, hold the phone. You think I'd let you get a cheesey win like that Jericho? After what you and those bimbos did to my office!? No way! I'm making this match falls count anywhere!..................Homo."

Kane: What's your name boy!
Jericho: Chris.. Chris Jericho!
Kane: *WHIP!* I said what's your name boy!
Jericho: CHRIS! CHRIS JERICHO!
Kane: *CRACK* WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOYYYYYYY.
Jericho: Jobbbbbbbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Double Dragon Jimmy Lee had suffered the wrath of Aboabo.

USA retaliated against the Middle East by producing the first ever Weapons of Mass Erection.

Ref: Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Wait, but how can a jobber like that go over ME!
Ref: *Sigh* Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business.
Randy: Yeah, but how in the hell is Edge going to go over Randy Orton?
Ref: Look Randy... Hey, is that a My Little Pony?

Authorities say that Loose Cannon was seen fleeing the scene with a tire-iron wrapped in barbed wire. More to come as this story develops.

Orton: Hah! Further proof that you are a Final Fantasy 2 Character!
Edge: I am not a ninja...
Orton: Oh yeah? What about these beedy little eyes, huh!?

After that devastating Missile Dropkick, LC knew he had no choice but to try the Butterfly Effect again.

LC: Ugh! What have I done! No matter what happens, every time I use the effect someone gets killed! *Butterflies again*

LC: Perfect! At the perfect moment to RKO him and change the past.

LC: No! UGH! Now I've killed Edge AND the ref! This Butterfly thing is fucking dangerous.

LC: Fine, if I can't do it without killing anyone, I GUESS Edge can keep the IC title until Summerslam.

And even though the course of time wasn't changed, Edge still found himself with a terrible case of diarrhea.

Orton: I'll get you my pretty! And your little title too!

07-20-2004, 05:38 PM	#3
Rock Bottom Ball So Hard University Posts: 8,450	Jericho and Kane gave a breathtaking performance in "Final Destination 3 - Killing Your Credibility." Bischoff: Hey! Stop, hold the phone. You think I'd let you get a cheesey win like that Jericho? After what you and those bimbos did to my office!? No way! I'm making this match falls count anywhere!..................Homo." Kane: What's your name boy! Jericho: Chris.. Chris Jericho! Kane: WHIP! I said what's your name boy! Jericho: CHRIS! CHRIS JERICHO! Kane: CRACK WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOYYYYYYY. Jericho: Jobbbbbbbberrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Double Dragon Jimmy Lee had suffered the wrath of Aboabo. USA retaliated against the Middle East by producing the first ever Weapons of Mass Erection. Ref: Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business. Randy: Wait, but how can a jobber like that go over ME! Ref: Sigh Look Randy, I'm going to explain this to you one more time. Sometimes worthless people who will never draw any money will get the title too. It's part of the business. Randy: Yeah, but how in the hell is Edge going to go over Randy Orton? Ref: Look Randy... Hey, is that a My Little Pony? Authorities say that Loose Cannon was seen fleeing the scene with a tire-iron wrapped in barbed wire. More to come as this story develops. Orton: Hah! Further proof that you are a Final Fantasy 2 Character! Edge: I am not a ninja... Orton: Oh yeah? What about these beedy little eyes, huh!? After that devastating Missile Dropkick, LC knew he had no choice but to try the Butterfly Effect again. LC: Ugh! What have I done! No matter what happens, every time I use the effect someone gets killed! Butterflies again LC: Perfect! At the perfect moment to RKO him and change the past. LC: No! UGH! Now I've killed Edge AND the ref! This Butterfly thing is fucking dangerous. LC: Fine, if I can't do it without killing anyone, I GUESS Edge can keep the IC title until Summerslam. And even though the course of time wasn't changed, Edge still found himself with a terrible case of diarrhea. Orton: I'll get you my pretty! And your little title too!