Eric: Look Jericho, its either you let Kane suck you off, or you become the father of Lita's baby.
Y2J: I can't believe I'm actually considering it. Well at least its not Hunter, and at least Kane won't botch.
Jericho was held down so badly that he was now forced to run one of those spinning old-fashioned power generators.
Batista: That's a warning for anyone else that insults Ricky Martin.
If you plan on sucking dick to win the contest, raise your hand.
Ref: Randy, you're supposed to be a heel. Stop putting on entertaining matches and try to be more boring.
Randy: Isn't that Edge's job?
Steph sure looked like a different person in the morning.
Randy: Give the ring back, you horrific creature!
Gollum: Noooo, its miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Randy put the regular airplane spin to shame when he spun Edge over his head.
Randy: Wow, this Evolution cool aid really works!
Edge: Okay I get the fucking point, I'm trying my best not to be boring!
Randy: Oh God, having someone's head up your ass isn't as good as Hunter described it!
The Ref had to toss his cookies after Edge finally got his head out of Orton's ass.
Edge: *showing off title*
I might be less talented than you, but looking like Hunter sure has its perks.
Randy: *thinking* Be a hoss, be a hoss, be a hoss... Yes, great camera shot, I look like Brock! Title, here I come!!!