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My scientific formula to maintain order between all facets of fan labels:
//Hulk Hogan/Ric Flair cold open equipped with Limo entrance and holograms of wrestling legends holding the door open for them.
Holographic Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man coming out to challenge them to a match//
1.) Finn Balor v.s. Samoa Joe v.s. Baron Corbin- NXT Championship
//Holographic Roddy Piper slapping the piss out of The Miz, leading to the return of John Morrison. Morrison does special move off top rope//
2.) HHH v.s. William Regal for sole ownership of NXT
//Big Show backstage vignette of him chokeslamming catering staff, he has kayfabe heart attack, instant pan back to the ring//
3.) The New Day/Enzo and Cass/Dudleys/Hardy Boyz TLC for the Tag Championship
//Fandango shown backstage beating the piss out of Alex Wright and Disco Inferno//
4.) Cesaro v.s. Kevin Owens for the IC Championship
//Sami Zayn backstage segment with him jumping Kevin Owens and peeing in his mouth//
5.) Paige v.s. Becky Lynch v.s. Charlotte v.s. Sasha Banks Fatal Femme 4 Way for the Women's Belt
//Stacy Keibler-Scott Steiner segment where they talk about hashtags and Test//
6.) Daniel Bryan, Roman Reigns and Orton v.s. The Wyatt Family
//Erick Rowan cosplay segment as Zangief, ending with Mean Gene clotheslining him into scaffolding//
7.) Brock Lesnar v.s. Poop Dempsey
//Kurt Angle return with a 30 second staredown with Brock, with both turning their attention to Poop, decimating him with mind bullets//
8.)The Undertaker v.s. Sting w/ Special Guest Referee Jim Cornette
//Kane sets Sting on fire//
Main Event) Dean Ambrose v.s. Seth Rollins for the WWE WH Championship
I know right, tight card. Cena is nowhere to be found until........
Cole: "Seth and Dean are in the ring just trading shots like opponents do! This is incredible!! The Dallas crowd is totally erupting, JOhn!!"
JBL: "This is awesome, Maggal! 9.99 for this spectacle while you throw away a few duckets into the Draft Kings machine!! This is the greatest, friend!"
Pan back to the match and Dean has it in the dooker, ready to pin a fallen Rollins. Then...you won't berieve what happens next.
*oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AVENUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
John Cena comes out on the ramp and shimmies down to the ring, takes off his shorts and grabs Ambrose for the Attitude Adjustment. PLOW! BAM! ScOOP!!! The referee acts like nothing happened as he was distracted by the cool entrance video that Cena has, then turns around after it's too late to see Ambrose, a man who has been booked to perfection and ready for his time, laying there motionless. A victim to Cena and his quest to promote Total Divas. Rollins gets the victory and piggybacks up the ramp with Cena, Triple H welcomes them on the ramp and they tell everyone to suck it.
John Cena proclaims next night on RAW that he will destroy any and everything the Internet loves, all in the name of love for his Bella, the Nikki Bella. TOTAL Divas and Make-A-Wishes all day brah.
Enter in Dolph Ziggler as the hot face to feud with Cena over Nikki.
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