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**My Final Heaven** · 07-20-2004, 05:46 PM

I HATE the King with a #$%@@ PASSION.

When Jesse "The Body" stuck up for the heel, it was a helluva lot of fun to listen to.
When Bobby Heenan stuck up for the heel, it was a helluva lot of fun to listen to.
When Jerry Lawler sticks up for the heel, it sounds like a cat being shoved into an outboard motor.

I don't know if anybody else's noticed, but he gives away the finish to 99% of the matches he calls:

If the heel is going to win, he SCREAMS into the mic at one random point in the match: "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, JR!"

If the face is going to win, he SCREAMS into the mic at one random point in the match: "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, JR!"

Yeah, King, like we, the fans, believe that JR's just gonna jump in the ring & clobber Benoit 'cause he's making Kane tap out to the crossface. We're stupid, but we're not that stupid.

:foc:

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07-20-2004, 05:46 PM	#18
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	I HATE the King with a #$%@@ PASSION. When Jesse "The Body" stuck up for the heel, it was a helluva lot of fun to listen to. When Bobby Heenan stuck up for the heel, it was a helluva lot of fun to listen to. When Jerry Lawler sticks up for the heel, it sounds like a cat being shoved into an outboard motor. I don't know if anybody else's noticed, but he gives away the finish to 99% of the matches he calls: If the heel is going to win, he SCREAMS into the mic at one random point in the match: "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, JR!" If the face is going to win, he SCREAMS into the mic at one random point in the match: "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, JR!" Yeah, King, like we, the fans, believe that JR's just gonna jump in the ring & clobber Benoit 'cause he's making Kane tap out to the crossface. We're stupid, but we're not that stupid. :foc: [/RANT]