HHH: "And I'll get that World Championship back, because I am Evil Betty..."
*laughs*
HHH: "Oh my God, did I say Evil Betty? It's been a long day."
Regal was starting to get annoyed. How was he supposed to do his promo when the cameraman kept poking his mouth with the microphone?
Welcome to WWE Dance Karaoke Night!
Ninja, ninja ... RAP! Ninja, ninja ... RAP!
Go ninja go ninja GO! Go ninja go ninja GO!
"You make me FEEL... YOU make me FEEL... YOU make me FEEL like a natural woman..."
Here we see Rhyno --- mischievously running off --- as his two latest glue victims suffer in the ring.
Wonder Twin powers... Activate!"
I knew that women in the WWE were passed around like currency ... but this is ridiculous.
Actors at the auditions for the Green Lantern movie stand dumbfounded when the producers, for some heinous, ungodly reason, decide to give the title role to
Jack Black.
Batista brought the house down with his spot on Bushwhacker Luke impression.
Hebner was a bit disappointed that nobody complimented his nice new elephant trunk.
Batista was tempted by Hebner's offer of an invisible Nestle Crunch, but Flair's invisible hoagie looked much more delicious.
Hebner sighed as he watched the two go at it in the ring. If only he were a little younger, with a trimmer body...
I'm talking about getting into wrestling, you pervs.
Hebner: "And the winner, Chris Benoit."
Dave: *sobbing happily* "There ain't gonna be no rematch, man. There ain't gonna be no rematch."
Dave: "Yo, Adriannnnn!!!!"
Matt: "So, you know, at the end, Neo, like, gets absorbed by Agent Smith, but then, all the Agent Smiths dissaper! And you know, it's all a religious allegory! Because Neo is like a Christ figure, and the Oracle is like God the Father, and that means..."
Lita: "Zzzzz....."